She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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