Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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