In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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