hell yes lets make some ravioli
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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