So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Randomize
