My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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