Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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