hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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