WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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