idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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