it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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