But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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