What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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