This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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