its not stalking. its research.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Oh god it's open bar.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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