Whod you bang
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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