we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
