Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Operation Purity has been aborted
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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