Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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