How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We are all done wearing pants today
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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