NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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