literally had 100 drinks last night.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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