i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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