its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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