what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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