have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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