My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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