i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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