Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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