worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
