i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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