oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Four minutes until I can fart!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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