All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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