I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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