lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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