take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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