i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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