Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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