why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
How's work?
Spinning.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
