I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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