Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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