I feel like abortions should bother me more
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Someone came in the potted fern
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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