perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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