i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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