The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She said her name was "party"
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
we're so committed to being not committed
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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