I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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