thus making me awesome and them whores
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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