nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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