I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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