Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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